no tomato sandwich today

this morning, i reached my hand into my bag of fresh, just purchased, only eaten 2 pieces and SO excited to have another 2 for lunch, bread, and saw something looking at me like he wanted to say, "get off my bread." i was so caught by surprise i just wrapped it back up really quickly. you know, i feel like i'm a pretty good sport when it comes to critters and creatures. i normally don't freak out, i don't make scenes, i can sleep with windows open, i let them lounge on my towels (remember?), or hang out in the apt., in corners of the ceiling, i even have succumb to letting the ants crawl on my counter, my desk, and just recently my skin, i calmly remove dead bugs from my food or drinks that obviously got to close to the pot...but there are few things i'd rather not share. two to be exact: my bed and my food. stay out of my bed, and stay off my food. you can call me selfish, but those are 2 things i simply will not share with God's glorious creatures. if mr. pink-bread-stealer-lizard knows what's good for him, he will kindly and quickly return to home, PRONTO TONTO!! below is a pic just so you can get a visual.